Tuesday, July 14, 2009

More Words of B


Bentley provides me with some funny conversations on occasion. More than just once in a while, actually. He cracks me up (not normally intending to, I'm sure) on a daily basis. I love 3 year olds!

As we're driving down the road to get home, passing Fred Meyers (which is more than 1/2 mile from the house still):

"Mommy, let me out here. I want to walk the rest of the way home." (Yeah, right!! Crazy kid)

Chastising his little sister who is jumping on the bed:

"Viva, you better stop that right now. You are going to break the bed, and then you will have to sleep on the floor. Mommy will NOT buy you a new bed if you break this one."

In his bathroom, after using the toilet:

“Mom, this toilet paper thing isn’t working for me,”
“when this roll is gone I want you to go buy a shelf and put the shelf here" (points right next to the toilet)
“why’s that Bentley?”
“I can’t reach it very well all the way over there on the wall!”

In the bedroom, at night time, Jake screaming because he's displeased about going to bed:

“Jake, lay down and go to sleep. After you go to sleep 2 times you can go sleep with Grandma, just like me!”
Viva pipes in “me! Me! Me!!”
“No, you get to go sleep with Mommy. That’s how it works”
“Ok"

Some of Bentley's favorite expressions inlude:

at a lull in the conversation: "What else do you want to talk about?"
on the phone we often hear this conversation stopper: "That's all I'm going to say now"
every night at bed time I hear: "No airplanes or helicopters coming, right?" (We guess that he saw a video on youtube that he perhaps should not have?!?!)

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