Thursday, February 12, 2015

Jokes from Viva

Today when I picked Viva up from gymnastics I asked my standard "how did it go?", and she said:
"Great!  I made up four new jokes today!"

Who knew... a workout is a good place to think on word plays  So here we have them.  
What did the ear say when he was getting angry?
I'm EAR-itated!

What did the cat say when he wanted his water bottle opened?
Will you please open my CAT-teen?

What did the the human say when the other human asked him what he was doing on the monkey bars?
Oh, I'm just hanging around.

What did the zombie say to the other zombie when they finished their meal?
I love DIE-ning with you!

Love this kid.  She cracks me up!

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