The scene: shower time
Evan: I'm not using soap.
me: Yes, you are.
Lincoln: Jesus wants you to use soap, Evan. Otherwise the police will come and take you away for being smelly.
LOL! Love that I have him to help keep Evan on track.
The scene: the dinner table
Lincoln: It's driving me crazy!
me: What's driving you crazy?
Lincoln: Everytime I hear the voice.
me: What voice... your voice?
me: My voice?
Lincoln: No. I think it's the Holy Ghost.
me: Okay... but why would it drive you crazy? Isn't that a good thing to hear?
Lincoln: It's good, but it still drives me crazy!!!
(Think I should ask him what the Holy Ghost says to him?!)